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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dexter eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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