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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Hortense
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Jenkins
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯
a warthog 🐗
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a rhinoceros 🦏
an elephant 🐘
a lion 🦁
a velociraptor 🦖
a venomous snake 🐍
a cow 🐮
a pufferfish 🐡
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