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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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