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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Hortense
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Coco
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻
a hippo 🦛
a rhinoceros 🦏
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a hyena 🐺
a velociraptor 🦖
a warthog 🐗
a bull 🐮
a venomous snake 🐍
a wild boar 🐗
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