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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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