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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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