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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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