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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘
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