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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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