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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍
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