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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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