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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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