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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺
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