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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Hortense
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Spock
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍
a crocodile 🐊
a wild boar 🐗
a tiger 🐯
a rhinoceros 🦏
a hyena 🐺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a bear 🐻
an elephant 🐘
a turkey 🦃
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