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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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