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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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