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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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