Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.