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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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