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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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