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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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