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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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