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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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