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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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