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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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