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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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