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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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