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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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