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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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