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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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