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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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