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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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