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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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