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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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