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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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