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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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