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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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