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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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