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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮
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