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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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