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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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