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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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