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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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