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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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