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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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