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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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