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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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