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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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