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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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