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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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