Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.