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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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