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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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