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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺
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