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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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